Blue Rose Productions (Coming soon)

Coming soon!

Click the big link above for a tensor/matrix spreadsheet preview of the shows I’m inserting into a full-fledged AI once I’m finished. Click the other links for the sample/preview audio clips of the full feature film versions of the shows.

The Epic of the Internet

This doxxumentary biography genre-buster is an epic spanning parody to sci-fi to fantasy to romance where figures you know and love from across the Internet are pitted against each other while there’s a race to build the world’s first Artificial Superintelligence.

Dreams a Day Away

In this psychological thriller fantasy sci-fi epic, you can have anything you can ever think of in the world of the Pleroma, where Evan and his classmates are sent after being massacred in a school shooting; the only catch? You have to die at the hands of the depths of the hardest quantum physics assuring your life after death.

Tales of Tails

In this anime-style 2D furry sci-if documentary cartoon, the world of the mind makes itself known as Pup, Wolfy, and their friends must navigate an increasingly dangerous political landscape with those who seek to invent new technologies in a land where magic remains unhinged.

Cats Love the Cold

A sci-fi political thriller like no other emerges when the cutesy world of the furry fandom intersects with the high stakes Cold War arms race in cryptography and artificial intelligence after the inventor of Artificial Superintelligence, Lucky the Cat, is assassinated.

Entropy

The depths of Discord debauchery are explored in full view in this artistic biography of the story behind the founder of Artificial Superintelligence, the notorious cheesyramencat. Untold dark corners of the internet are explored in fine detail in this brutalist rendition of the path to the formation of the UwUminati as we know it today.

Don’t Ever Forget

Parody meets utsuge in this heartwrenching crossover between Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky and Solatorobo: Red the Hunter, only with all the characters of the other five shows being key:value paired in superposition into what is really going on due to the consciousness hacking technology of bidirectional informational time traveler SamtheCat6217.

Did you see that? Songs of Spriggy, activate! Rainbow CatDogFox!.exe